- Free Minogue sister with every purchase (no refund, no return on Danni)
- Attach your brand name to almost two years of tradition
- Your turn to fuck up the West Indian Test squad
- Team take field to Midnight Oil song of your choice (which, realistically, will be Beds are Burning)
- Annoying hyperbolic IPL commentary replaced by Mark Nicholas
- Get to watch Steve Smith bowl and think “I paid a small fortune for that”
- Some of OUR cheerleaders are Indian!
- Your VIP after party entertainment: Ian Healy boxing a kangaroo
- Get out of household chores with “I’ve got important Big Bash franchise owning stuff to do”
And the main reason…
- Get to buy a little bit of the western world before China forecloses on the rest