19:00 Everybody Hates Chris
Sitcom loosely based on the real life experiences of a county coach working on a South London ‘project’.
19:30 Antiques Roadshow
Our team of experts estimate the age and RRP of the Kolkata Knight Riders squad. After their woeful Champions League T20 campaign how will revised player valuations match up to the original IPL auction price?
20:00 Who Do You Think You Are?
Kolpak edition. Australian and South African club cricketers attempt to trace a relative in possession of an EU passport. Narrated through clenched teeth by Bob Willis.
21:00 Embarrassing Illnesses
37-year-old Shoaib has Dr Christian reaching for the gloves and sterilised tongs.
22:00 The Only Way is (Out of) Essex
Starring Tony Palladino, Chris Wright, Varun Chopra, David East and a cast of thousands.
23:00 Late Night Film: Field of Dreams
“If you build it, they will come (to suspend you as commissioner)”
Idealistic sports administrator, Lalit Modi, builds a cricket tournament in his backyard. As a group of players who retired decades ago assemble for one last chance to clear their tax bill, a huge crowd is attracted by the glare from Shane Warne’s teeth.
CENTRAL CRIMINAL COURT RECORD OF PROCEEDINGS
Court No. 2
Writ Petition. No. 80/20671 For Preliminary Hearing
Applicant: ROBERT GEORGE DYLAN WILLIS MBE
Date: 28/04/2011 – This Petition is called on for hearing today.
Application for super-injunction to prevent publication, on-line discussion and appraisal of the brief relationship during the 1970’s between the applicant, hereby referred to as ‘Mr Y’, and county cricket.
This assignation was a youthful folly which the applicant, ‘Mr Y’, deeply regrets, particularly with regard to potential damage and embarrassment which could be caused to his current career as English domestic cricket’s bête noire.
Further to this application, leave is also sort to censure footage of said liaison, specifically a rather expensive Sunday league spell against Glamorgan in 1972 that BBC Wales broadcast every time the applicant, ‘Mr Y’, criticises Robert Croft’s bowling.
Period to be covered by petition: Ongoing