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  • Free Minogue sister with every purchase (no refund, no return on Danni)
  • Attach your brand name to almost two years of tradition
  • Your turn to fuck up the West Indian Test squad
  • Team take field to Midnight Oil song of your choice (which, realistically, will be Beds are Burning)
  • Annoying hyperbolic IPL commentary replaced by Mark Nicholas
  • Get to watch Steve Smith bowl and think “I paid a small fortune for that”
  • Some of OUR cheerleaders are Indian!
  • Your VIP after party entertainment: Ian Healy boxing a kangaroo
  • Get out of household chores with “I’ve got important Big Bash franchise owning stuff to do”

And the main reason…

  • Get to buy a little bit of the western world before China forecloses on the rest