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19:00 Coach Trip

Cameras travel with a county side during the 2012 season. Each week the ECB vote off two players to be ‘rested for England duty’ until a squad of eight remains for the final fixture.

19:30 Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Champions League fun as Kieron Pollard and Dwayne Bravo are asked the $1m question: do you want to play for Trinidad & Tobago and risk losing your IPL contract?

20:30 Would I Lie To You?

This week the panel try to guess which of a series of outlandish drink-drive excuses was used by Graeme Swann’s defence lawyer.

21:00 Timewatch: Codebreakers

Surviving members of the Bletchley Park team face their toughest challenge yet as they try to decipher the Afrikaans slang and emoticons found in a series of intercepted text messages sent by Kevin Pietersen.

22:00 Australia’s Next Remote Control Captain

Armed with a set of Wi-Fi enabled vibrating love-eggs, Shane Warne searches for an ambitious Australian cricketer with a relaxed colon and an understanding of the Morse Code for “don’t bowl Xavier in the final over”.

23:00 Late Night Film: 28 Months Later

Almost two and a half years after becoming the coach of England, Andy Flower finds himself trapped on a nightmarish tour of the UEA as batsmen are infected with a mind numbing virus whenever they come into contact with Saeed Ajmal’s doosra. Can he survive as England’s Test match rating collapses and all those around him turn into feet shuffling zombies?