- Stormtroopers continually whine about workload
- The menacing presence of Darth Giles
- Kent treasurer freezes himself in carbonite to avoid tax bill
- 20 minute scene where Han Solo tries to find a Mos Eisley side road to park up the Millennium Falcon
- Princess Leia unconcerned when Death Star blows up The Rose Bowl
- Zero tabloid coverage of opening night
- Arrival at Cloud City delayed until weather improves
- Invisible choke hold used on anyone who ‘shows a lack of faith’ or walks behind the bowler’s arm
- Rebellion ignited when Ladies Pavilion at Worcester runs out of cake
- “This was your father’s light sabre, Luke. And this was his thermos. And this was the Tupperware box he used for egg and cress sandwiches.”
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