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  • Reorganise championship into nine regional groups of two teams playing each other 11 times, or until the last spectator has left the ground.
  • Bonus points to be awarded after, oh, let’s say 20 overs shall we?
  • Pro40 to be replaced by Kabaddi because “It’s really popular in India”
  • Somerset runs count double (suggested by Giles Clarke)
  • Re-brand ECB to ASB, ‘Allen Stanford’s Bitch’ (suggested by anonymous blogger)
  • Season to run from June till November to avoid clashing with IPL
  • LBW decisions in Twenty20 made via text vote
  • Push the county cricket marketing budget through the £100 barrier
  • Hold Twenty20 finals day at Chessington World of Adventure
  • Two words: Multiball Thursday!