• “Guaranteed 100% Kevin Pietersen free”
  • “Absolutely no need to pre-book a seat”
  • “All the added fun of guessing when the games are being played!”
  • “Come and watch Eoin Morgan bat for up to twenty minutes”
  • “Every time you attend, Bob Willis dies a little inside”
  • “The perfect opportunity to practise your Afrikaans”
  • “Ladies, where else can you legally stare at Peter Hartley through binoculars?”
  • “The weather might be cold but our beer is lukewarm”
  • “Sit within sledging distance of Michael Henderson”
  • “Sport backed by all the financial stability of a Greek bank”