• The alluring possibility of Billy Bowden’s finger by moonlight
  • Finally, players are protected from the searing English mid-day sun
  • Slightly increased chance of werewolf stopped play
  • Less embarrassing when MCC members fall asleep on camera
  • Fresh off the press to your breakfast table: in-depth reporting on the day before yesterday’s play
  • So we can schedule another bloody twenty20 game first
  • Players get to watch quick 20  minutes of Babestation during tea break
  • Because 11:00am is such an uncivilised hour to start work
  • Bob Willis less tetchy after bed-time coco
  • End of play at Oval now coincides with peek time for violent muggings in South London