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  • Tell agent he’d be “free for panto this year, hint, hint”
  • David Beckham tattoo
  • Note tied to brick thrown through window
  • Steve Kirby sledge
  • Mr P45, the ECB glove puppet of rejection
  • AlanSugar-a-gram
  • The old ‘step forward everyone who captains England, where do you think you’re going Collingwood?’ trick
  • First lbw appeal of the season, “You’re out. Of the England dressing room”
  • Surprise Fathers Day card message
  • ‘Which of these four doesn’t captain England at cricket’ question on Million Pound Drop