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“Yes,…no…maybe…you know you want to…”

  • Out sprinted by Mark Taylor
  • Collided with umpire. At square leg
  • Stopped mid-wicket to talk with imaginary childhood friend
  • Lured to cover point by offer of Mars bar
  • Lapped by Shahid Afridi. Twice
  • Fell asleep during Misbah-ul-Haq innings
  • Ran out whilst hitting a six (umpire, Darrell Hair)
  • Stopped half way “to avoid being off-side”
  • Slowed down to wave to fielder who ran him out in the first innings
  • Walked down pitch to ask umpire for menu after mistaking “Wait on” for “Waiter”