13th March 2011

Sunday: Day of the management branded “Cultural Trip”.

07:10 – 20 lengths of hotel pool

07:40 – Light breakfast

08:15 – Cap’n Ring-on-a-string announces mystery destination is local 17th century Sikh Temple.

08:23 – Belly interrupts boarding of tour bus with news ESPN are carrying live coverage of the Lingerie Football League.

08:30 – Following several late withdrawals remaining tour group (myself and coach driver) transfer to tuk-tuk.

08:45 – Arrive at nearby bar showing ESPN

11:15 – Return to hotel and spend remainder of day exerting moral authority over shamefaced colleges.

21:15 – Retire to room for “early night”.

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